hy did the chicken cross the road?

KIBAKI: ni pumbafu tu...ona sasa inavuka barabara pekee yake, si ita gongwa na gari?..useless
BARAZA: wheres my gun?
UHURU: i own that chicken..i also own that road
KALONZO: imevuka side ya left?..ama side ya right?..tihihihihihi
RUTO: that is not true...it only happens in the movies
ATWOLI: strike, strike uuuuiiii!!!!!!
RAILA: anafanya nyef nyef!
SONKO: mzeiya...hiyo si kuku..hiyo ni dush...sa gotea hiyo stor