ni kama a lady butcher anakuuliza.."unataka pande ghani...mbele ama nyuma..??..

makanga

After an heated argument between a
konkodi na msee flani wa mkokoteni,i
overheard the mkokoteni guy shout
'funda wewe' tha konkodi replied
'unajifanya na umenyang'anya punda
kazi yake!'

makanga

A THIEF BROKE INTO THE DOCTOR'S SURGERY, WENT TO A SEPARATE ROOM AND FOUND A BOWL OF SHREDDED DRIED MEAT.

HE TASTED A PIECE AND REALIZED IT WAS NICE AND SALTY.

HE SAT DOWN AND ATE AS MUCH AS HE COULD.

AFTER HAVING FINISHED ALL THE BIlTONG, HE LOOKED UPWARDS ON THE DOOR AND SAW THE WRITING....

"CIRCUMCISION ROOM".

hy did the chicken cross the road?

KIBAKI: ni pumbafu tu...ona sasa inavuka barabara pekee yake, si ita gongwa na gari?..useless
BARAZA: wheres my gun?
UHURU: i own that chicken..i also own that road
KALONZO: imevuka side ya left?..ama side ya right?..tihihihihihi
RUTO: that is not true...it only happens in the movies
ATWOLI: strike, strike uuuuiiii!!!!!!
RAILA: anafanya nyef nyef!
SONKO: mzeiya...hiyo si kuku..hiyo ni dush...sa gotea hiyo stor